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Love is not a game, so why are there so many players?
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Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger!
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Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
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Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
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Don’t cry cause its over; smile cause it happened.
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I’m not inconsiderate, I just don’t give a sh*t.
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I’m sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played!
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Do I look like a grocery item? I see you checking’ me out!

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Don’t frown, you never know when someone might be falling in love with your smile!
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Love isn’t when you can imagine spending your life with someone; it’s when you can’t imagine your life without that person!
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Star light; star bright, where the heck is Mr. Right???
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Never say “I love you” if you don’t really care; never talk about feelings if they aren’t really there; never hold my hand if you’re going to break my heart, never say you’re going to if you don’t plan to start. Never look into my eyes, if all you do is lie, never say “hello” if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever then say that you will try; never say forever, ‘cause forever makes me cry!